Trump Boys Try Trading In George Washington Portrait At GameStop

Vol 61: Issue 50
WASHINGTON—Still sweating from the 7.5-mile walk from the White House to the video game retailer, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. were spotted Thursday...
Read more

Nation Forced To Eat 35 Million Canadians To Survive Harsh Winter

Vol 61: Issue 50
WASHINGTON—Expressing certainty that they wouldn’t make it to spring without resorting to drastic measures, the American people stated Wednesday that they had been left...
Read more

Latest article

National pizza chain to close 300 locations by end of 2027

Two hundred of the "underperforming" locations will close by the end of this year, according to the company's CFO.

Southwest Airlines ‘refining’ new seating process amid complaints over boarding, bin space

The announcement comes after complaints from some of Southwest’s longtime travelers.

Hegseth leaves door open for boots on the ground in Iran

Four Americans have been killed so far in the war.