1
Inoffensive Bridal Party Entrance Theme Music
Bruno Mars
2
We Are One (Official Song Of The 2026 World Cornhole Championships)
Shakira
3
Worry About Your Own Weight, Fat-Ass
Ariana Grande
4
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Maroon 5
5
HR Disciplinary Action Plan
Sombr
6
Share This On Slack
Foo Fighters
7
They’re Doing Experiments On Us
Katseye
8
Help Me Get These F**king Rollerblades Off
Benson Boone
9
Careful On The Dance Floor (Someone Dropped A Glass Over There)
Dua Lipa
10
Scared Of The Joker
Justin Bieber
11
We Wear The Helmets Because We’re Both Cross-Eyed
Daft Punk
12
Buffalo Soldier
Luke Combs
13
Now That I’m Older, I’m Starting To Regret Not Settling Down
Lou Bega
14
I Cum Blood
Cannibal Corpse, The London Symphony Orchestra
15
Your Grandpa Saw My Nipples
Madonna
16
I Got Microphone Privileges
Diddy
17
What If I Told You I’ve Been Rachel Dolezal-ing This Whole Time
Bad Bunny
18
Creepy House Full Of Bugs
Deftones
19
I’m Like A Bird (I Have A Cloaca)
Nelly Furtado
20
Could I Trouble You For 3 Minutes Of Your Time?
Bebe Rexha
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