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    Hush Falls Over Crowd After Bagel Tears ACL In Jumbotron Race

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    CHICAGO—Thousands of horrified Bulls fans reportedly gasped and shuddered Tuesday when a cartoon bagel tore his ACL in the jumbotron race, a gruesome injury...
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    Sarah Miller

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    Sarah Miller, 47, died happy when her claim that her son’s erratic driving was “going to get all killed” was proven right. The post...
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    New Clearblue Test Comes With Flight Voucher In Case Result Positive

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    WASHINGTON—In an effort to help customers living in areas with little or no access to abortion care, Clearblue announced Monday that its pregnancy tests...
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    Thirst Communion

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    The post Thirst Communion appeared first on The Onion.
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    Trump’s Tariffs By The Numbers

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    The Trump administration has raised taxes on Chinese imports to 125% as the trade war continues to heat up. The Onion looks at the...
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    U.S. Imposes Tariffs On Remote Island Of Penguins And Seals

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    The U.S. Commerce Secretary defended the country’s decision to impose tariffs on Heard and McDonald Islands, an uninhabited archipelago populated only by penguins and...
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    Russell Brand Invited To Florida College To Teach Sexual Assault Workshop

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    SARASOTA, FL—As part of an effort to expose the student body to a variety of cultural perspectives, the New College of Florida announced Thursday...
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    Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs

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    WASHINGTON—Bragging that he had forced the world leader into “total submission,” President Donald Trump boasted to reporters Thursday that he had strong-armed President Donald...
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    Katy Perry Unaware She Already Chosen To Be Jettisoned If There Emergency In Space

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    The post Katy Perry Unaware She Already Chosen To Be Jettisoned If There Emergency In Space appeared first on The Onion.
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    NASA Rescues Children Stranded For 9 Months At Space Camp

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    HUNTSVILLE, AL—Confirming that the group’s long ordeal was finally over, NASA announced Thursday that it had successfully rescued three children stranded for more than...
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    A vanished kingdom comes alive in the songs of griots and a new archaeological...

    The legendary west African kingdom of Kaabu has long been memorialized in the songs and stories of griots. That's inspired archaeologists to excavate the...

    From dogs to rabbits, NPR readers share how adopting shelter pets impacted them

    National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day is on April 30. To bring awareness to the day, the Up First newsletter is sharing some stories...

    Trump’s ‘America First’ is becoming ‘America Alone’ — at the worst possible time

    The Associated Press reported that the White House Office of Management and Budget proposed slashing the State Department’s budget by almost 50%.

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